Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: NC-17 (for adults only)
Wordcount: ~36,000
Summary: Seriously, Rodney would have made the perfect girlfriend
Thanks: To Tex, Lamardeuse, WPAdmirer, and Rustler for beta.
Warnings: Genderswap, spoilers for SGA Season 5
Notes: This story was inspired by some remarks David Hewlett made at Armageddon 2008. Not mine.
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: NC-17 (for adults only)
Wordcount: ~16,000
Summary: Rodney has a solution for being shot down
Thanks: To Tex, Lamardeuse and WPAdmirer for beta and to Cupidsbow for inspiration.
Warnings: graphic (but imaginary) het sex, general spoilers for Season 5
Notes: Not mine.
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: NC-17 (for adults only)
Wordcount: ~19,000
Summary: John never sleeps with anyone twice
Thanks: To Tex, Lamardeuse and WPAdmirer for beta.
Warnings: badsex — OMG so much badsex — and implied het sex
Notes: General Season 4 spoilers, including specific spoilers for "Quarantine." Not mine.
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: NC-17 (for adults only)
Wordcount: ~8,500
Summary: "That's the problem," Rodney said. "You don't care about anything."
Thanks: To Tex, Lamardeuse and WPAdmirer for beta.
Warnings: Dubious consent
Notes: Written for SGA_Flashfic's Fairy Tale challenge. Loosely based on the fairy tale of the same name. Set in a slightly mythical time, after Season 4, but with cliffhangers resolved and Season 4 cast. Not mine.
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: NC-17 (for adults only)
Wordcount: ~9,000
Summary: The one with the eye poking. Yes, that kind of eye-poking.
Warnings: Medical implausibility, gratuitous hard ons, Olympic-qualifying conclusion-leaping, and bizarre carnival rides (but sadly enough, no clowns)
Notes: Set sometime in Season 4, but shockingly spoiler-free. Not mine.
Rating: PG
Wordcount: ~3000
Summary: Episode Tag to 4x13 "Quarantine"
Warnings: None
Notes: Spoilers for "Quarantine," not mine.
Rating: NC-17 (for adults only)
Wordcount: ~2200
Summary: John could do this all night long
Warnings: None
Notes: Just a fluffy little PWP, no spoilers, not mine.
Rating: PG
Wordcount: ~450
Summary: Missing scene from 4x04 "Doppelganger."
Warnings: None
Notes: Spoilers for Doppelganger, not mine.
Ways to Die in the Pegasus Galaxy
Rating: light NC-17 (for adults only)
Wordcount: ~18,000
Summary: Since when was sleeping together — really, just sleeping — some kind of a kink?
Warnings: action, snuggling, obtuseness, gratuitous hair abuse
Notes: No spoilers. Not a death story. Not mine.
Rating: NC-17 (for adults only)
Wordcount: up to 58,000 words, depending on how you choose to read it
Summary: John has a problem. Rodney really doesn't want to help.
Warnings: All the usual clichés without the usual fluff. Deals with issues related to consent and (external) coercion.
Notes: General Season 3 spoilers, not mine. This story exists in three different formats. You get to (have to) choose which way you want to read it.
- If you like a bit of mystery and a single point of view, choose Rodney's Point of View (25,000 words).
- If you like dramatic irony and a single point of view, choose John's Point of View (33,000 words).
- If you have a lot of time to waste, a fast connection, a well-behaved browser, and you feel like taking things into your own hands, choose the Rodney and John's Points of View, a.k.a. the choose-your-own-POV version (up to 58,000 words, depending on how much you read).
Rating: NC-17 (for adults only)
Wordcount: ~3,000
Summary: It didn't look like a sex toy, but then again, it didn't look like a teacup, either.
Warnings: slight dubious consent
Notes: fluffy silliness or is that silly fluffiness? Also, not mine.
Rating: NC-17 (for adults only)
Wordcount: ~12,000
Summary: Sleeping bag fic without the sleeping bag.
Warnings: none
Notes: General Season 3 Spoilers, not mine.
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: ~3500
Summary: Ronon's not good at waiting, but he does have some other skills.
Warnings: None
Notes: Spoilers for 2x12 "Epiphany" — the first line is lifted straight from that episode. Also, not mine.